Who says-Its hard to die when you want to? Not in Bangladesh it aint.You just pay a visit over here, venture here and their without an A.C car and a gargentual bank ballance, become a bit drowsey, try crossing the road or doing something creative and “VoIlA” your wish has been granted…you are now officially DEAD. Why today a gal from Dhaka University while visiting her sick brother tried to embrace the polypeptide under the tire of a Bus. Not much of a problem though…its just that she’s dead…50 or more DU students were wounded….the police broke the wall of the Public Library deliberately….and .we are probably gonna face another hartal and all hail will break loose again. Well what happened today?? Hmm lets see:-

  • Today was my zoology exam…and it was good…but the problem is we were forced to take detours after detours because the students and the police were battling it out like neonethical men from the prehistoric era(with live sticks and stones…amazing!! Nah..its BD man are you on weeds or something?)

  • After the exam as i was returning through shahbag i saw where the accident happened.brainy-yumm There was blood, probably some brain( kinda reminded me of brain-bhuna that we eat..yummy)…flowers..lotsa Foolish OOps..police men
  • Oh and the gal wasent responsible for the death…its just that some driver thought she was a road-breaker and drove over her..crunching her tibia-fibula, smashing her cartilage, spraying her gray matter all over the place…god it must have been a mess…but what the heck this aint new or something

    • Yeah….some may think that “WTF..is this guy some kinda Dr.Hanibble Lectur or something?”… i’d say,”dude….its bd man, here irony is your bro by instinct and deliberate misfortune is your pet dog…so human emotions are fruitless and sometimes obsolete”

    [PS: Its good to know that Shammi (the gal who died) is now in a better place.. really its a MUCH MUCH BETTER PLACE..I TELL YA..there’s no denying that..weather its heaven or hell]